笑一笑 ，没烦恼...有点恶心

经典笑话：大便词典

疲倦：大便时不知不觉就睡着了。 　

值得：在旅游景点的公厕大便时花了五毛钱。 　

节水：在树林里大便。 　

罗嗦：拉完了站起来，站起来又想拉。 　

余威：你从卫生间出来后，八小时内无人敢再进。　

结巴：拉兔子屎。 　

爽快：一锤定音。 　

细心：冲水之前先用棍子敲碎。 　　

怯场：比赛之前总想去大便。

　 分享：开着门大便。 　

狂喜：便秘持续四天之后一泻为快的感受。

　 灵巧：能及时避开马桶里溅起来的水。 　

卖力：青筋暴露，双颊发紫，全身发抖。

　 闹鬼：感觉拉出来了，卫生纸上分明还有痕迹，但马桶里却什么也看不见。

　 精明：从不占用下班时间大便。 　

习惯：每天都很准点，到时间必须大便。 　

飘忽：拉不出来，但又总觉得有。　　

幸运：马桶底部留下类似急刹车的痕迹。　

不幸：裤子脱下来之前已经结束。

干净：不管怎么擦，卫生纸上都留不下东西。 　

卖弄：冲水之前一定要让大家去参观。

幽灵：马桶里有大便，但谁也没去过卫生间。 　

勇气：闹肚子的时候尝试着放屁。

淘气：一边大便一边画海螺。

风险：第一次冲水，马桶装满，还冲不冲第二次？

虚伪：好像是在大便，实际上连屁也没放一个。 　

远见：吃完泻药后立刻备足卷纸坐到马桶上。

着急：一家三口全闹肚子，但卫生间只有一个。

顽固：老是浮在水面上，怎么冲都冲不走。

浪漫：没有音乐和咖啡就无法大便。

直率：从大便能看出昨天吃的是什么。

排场：每次大便之前必先放三个响屁。

自卑：擦了整整一卷纸，但还是觉得没擦干净。

你比我想象中的还要好看...

Here you are....My beloved Nike Air Zoom Lebron V

so cool........

but too bad.....

VERY ExpeNsive

Tag Game

1. What are your nicknames?
er,Fish?probably.....

2. What is your most favourite thing to do?
sleep, gossip.....haha...

3. What kind of news do you read?
sports, entertainment,wired news..

4. What would you give up in return to eat all you want in the world and not get fat?
play games..

5. Do you believe you can survive without money?
yes, of course i cant...

6. What are you afraid to lose the most?
family

7. What do you feel like doing right now?
watch movie....long time didnt go d....

8. If there's someone you love, would you confess to him/her?
maybe ...

9. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
friendly, kind and helpful ^.^

10. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
caring,loving..

11. What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
arrogant

12. If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
cha siew bao haha.....

13. If you had a choice to be rich or happy, which one would you pick?
money of cousre.....money is not everything, but without money is nothing...

14. If you have a chance, which part of you character would you like to change?
lan c.....

15. How do you see yourself in 10 years?
a great engineer, a good father, a loving husband....hopefully la..

16. What is the thing you love about yourself?
er......nothing wor....

17. What is the type of song you like to listen to (music genre)?
any song that suit my hearing...regardless who is that singer...

18. What is the most regret things for u?
a thing that kept in my heart....secret...hehe...

19. What's your favourite time of the year?
holiday and weekend, can rest the whole day.....^.^

What a bad day......T.T

Yesterday, when i was on the way back to my house from Puchong Utama,a bad thing happen to me. An "A PEK" drive a car and "kiss" my car's "butt"...... Donno he is blind or "xiao"..ppl brake ma, donno why he still continue driving...luckily i had no injured...

And today, i went to make police report.Take me around 1 hour to finish all the procedure.. And luckily, i am not the one who wrong. HAHA, he need to pay for the saman and the repair fees..

Sigh...what a bad experience....

I am back!

哈哈! 终於笑得出来了!因为月考完了，我也完了。这次的考试好难,i think the probability to get a good result is approximately 0.0001%.I am not depressed. In fact, i just know some of the answer only.

For mathematics (pure maths i think),at first, i think i was capable to handle it without tuition,but when i borrow my frenz tuition note,i realise that the thingy i noe is just like the earth compare to the universe.I was like: OMG, WTF the teacher is teaching.Useless and time comsumming method....

For chemistry, the teacher is very good. She has experience in teaching F6 at her previous school.The notes that she gave was very detail, detail and detail......

Now come the physics.My physics teacheris also very good, but he will fly very fast in order to finish the syllabus on time. So b4 attending his class, u need to prepare the topic that he gonna to teach, if not, you will donno wat the .... he saying.

PA...PA stand for?Pengajian Am.For those who know, u know la. For those who donno what is tat, it is actually the study of policy of government sector. My PA teacher very "good". She just know how to crictic rather than mark ur homework and she like us to do presentation! Her class is DAMN boring.......

Lastly, Malaysian University English Test (MUET). My muet teacher is good but most of the time i cant get wat she want us to do. I think the reason is my english is very poor.....haha, i dont deny it. The school holiday will be start officially by tomorrow. I will spend this one week holiday to relax! When the school reopen, i hope the situation will become better, hoping for a better tomorrow!

"你"

是你 让我学到好多东西
是你 决定我未来的去向
是你 把欢乐带给我
也是你 悄悄的把快乐带走

我 没后悔从你与他中 选择你

你----我的中六生涯

Currently In Dilemma....

Today i handed the MUET test registration form to my teacher,
but, honestly, i have no confidence to take the test at all. Although
the test will be hold on November/October,i donno whether i could
improve my english level within this few month or not..........

Help!!!!Is there any shortcut or anyway to improve my english
within this few months?

Tag Game

1. the last person to tag you is?
Alywin Lim

2.what is your relationship with him/her?
We were primary school classmate, my birthday is one day b4 him.My home town is just beside his home town.He was my colleague in my previous job.He is one of my best friend.So 巧!! haha.....

3.your 5 impressions of him/her?
he is a all rounded person lo (academic & coco also no problem), helpful(willing to people), handsome, skinny and crazy(when he laugh very loudly, he will keep on slam the table, why? i also donno)

4.the most memorable thing he/she has done for you?
er......replace my working day when i not feeling well

5.the most memorable word he/she has say to you?
choi!(when ever you talk something that ominous about him)haha....

6.if he/she becomes your lover, you will...
OMG...impossible....i and him? Choi!!!???

7.if he/she becomes your enemy, you will...
i will rather die than become his enemy.He is my Best best ever friend!

8.if he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on...
his temperament gua...dont angry ah......

9.if he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be...
skinny and handsome. hahaha.....

10.the most desired thing to do for her now is?
pray for him(cuz he is now under a stressful life at KTT, so hope he will get good result at there!All the best!)

11.the overall impressions of him/her now is?
smart,clever,intelligent,wise,brilliant( he used to be)

12.how do you think people around you will feel about you?
joker?

13. the character you for yourself is?
huh?what does it means?

14.on contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
arrogant(sometimes)

15.the most ideal person you wanna be is?
a omnipotent person

16.for the person who cares and likes you, say something about them...
To all my friends, relatives and my family member: thank you for all your support & concern, i love u(s) forever ever ever ever till infinity....haha...

17. ten people to the quiz.
so far, i just think of one person:hong wei.

18.who is de person having relationship with?
a lot ppl wor, like superman, spiderman,batman, cicakman.........

19.is the person a female or male?
Male. not really sure.

22.what is number he/she studying about?
taking Form 6 in batu 8

23.when was the last time you had a chat with?
today morning.i will be seeing him everyday at school..

24.is number he/she single?
yup,he is available at anytime, anywhere...

25.talk something abt the person u named above.
He is a boy.He is very good in chinese literature and China history.He is a very kind person.....

中六

哈罗!我回来了!
最近非常非常...........的忙,
中六有着

• 做不完的功课,
• 读不完的课外书，
• 赶不完的活动

每天都很累...很累...

今天终於病倒了.....

涨

面粉-涨
米-涨
汽油-涨
电费-将涨
停!
好消息
有个东西不涨
那就是-薪水
好冷的笑话啊......
现在生活真难过，百物涨价
我看现在要像以前的年代
吃番薯填饱肚子了!

我的"辛"情故事

Ya!!!!!
我好高兴呀!!!!

DUKACITA
JPA mengucapkan terima kasih di atas rayuan yang dikemukakan untuk biasiswa Program Ijazah Luar Negara (PILN) 2008.

Walau bagaimanapun, oleh kerana bilangan calon yang menolak tawaran begitu kecil dan persaingan yang sengit antara calon-calon yang merayu yang juga cemerlang dalam aspek-aspek yang ditetapkan, dukacita dimaklumkan bahawa rayuan saudara/saudari tidak dapat diluluskan.

Jabatan ini percaya bahawa saudara/saudari tidak akan berputus asa dan akan terus mengejar cita-cita dalam apa jua bidang yang diceburi. Sekiranya saudara/saudari melanjutkan pengajian di institusi pengajian dalam negara, saudara/saudari masih berpeluang untuk memohon biasiswa JPA yang telah diiklankan pada 1 Jun 2008.

我很高兴
因为可以专心去中六了!

很多人认为这是我掩饰失望的借口...
说真的，心中的确有点失望...
无论如何，我不必再每天上网check了，
哈哈!!!!!

走走

前天到Kuala Selangor一趟,
Kuala Selangor是一个渔村，
那儿的海口比我想象中的还要肮脏,
海水非常污浊,
我的妈呀，看看那照片，
干净得很..........

四川加油!!

血......
泪......
希望..
失望..
都可从512四川大地震
看到..
听到..
感觉到..

希望与失望是一念之差

生与死是一线之差

有人庆幸活着

有人不幸身亡

无论如何，全球的华裔同胞都为四川灾民
-祈祷
-祈福
-打气

你们要好起来，站起来。

加油!加油!加油!

我的"辛"情故事

感觉怪怪的......
很多朋友都离家去外地念书...
而我呢?有机会进大学先修班
但没有接受它....
我的决定是对的吗?
我拒绝是因为

-那儿不适合我 或
-我不舍得离开我的家园与朋友

现在心情很复杂........

我的"辛"情故事

好烦啊......

天啊!

为何我要在这出现......