Wor!D T!m3 2oN3

2008年10月24日星期五

笑一笑 ,没烦恼...有点恶心

经典笑话:大便词典

疲倦:大便时不知不觉就睡着了。  
值得:在旅游景点的公厕大便时花了五毛钱。  
节水:在树林里大便。  
罗嗦:拉完了站起来,站起来又想拉。  
余威:你从卫生间出来后,八小时内无人敢再进。 
结巴:拉兔子屎。  
爽快:一锤定音。  
细心:冲水之前先用棍子敲碎。   
怯场:比赛之前总想去大便。
  分享:开着门大便。  
狂喜:便秘持续四天之后一泻为快的感受。
  灵巧:能及时避开马桶里溅起来的水。  
卖力:青筋暴露,双颊发紫,全身发抖。
  闹鬼:感觉拉出来了,卫生纸上分明还有痕迹,但马桶里却什么也看不见。
  精明:从不占用下班时间大便。  
习惯:每天都很准点,到时间必须大便。  
飘忽:拉不出来,但又总觉得有。  
幸运:马桶底部留下类似急刹车的痕迹。 
不幸:裤子脱下来之前已经结束。
干净:不管怎么擦,卫生纸上都留不下东西。  
卖弄:冲水之前一定要让大家去参观。
幽灵:马桶里有大便,但谁也没去过卫生间。  
勇气:闹肚子的时候尝试着放屁。
淘气:一边大便一边画海螺。
风险:第一次冲水,马桶装满,还冲不冲第二次?
虚伪:好像是在大便,实际上连屁也没放一个。  
远见:吃完泻药后立刻备足卷纸坐到马桶上。
着急:一家三口全闹肚子,但卫生间只有一个。
顽固:老是浮在水面上,怎么冲都冲不走。
浪漫:没有音乐和咖啡就无法大便。
直率:从大便能看出昨天吃的是什么。
排场:每次大便之前必先放三个响屁。
自卑:擦了整整一卷纸,但还是觉得没擦干净。

你比我想象中的还要好看...

Here you are....My beloved Nike Air Zoom Lebron V
so cool........
but too bad.....
VERY ExpeNsive

Tag Game

1. What are your nicknames?
er,Fish?probably.....

2. What is your most favourite thing to do?
sleep, gossip.....haha...

3. What kind of news do you read?
sports, entertainment,wired news..

4. What would you give up in return to eat all you want in the world and not get fat?
play games..

5. Do you believe you can survive without money?
yes, of course i cant...

6. What are you afraid to lose the most?
family

7. What do you feel like doing right now?
watch movie....long time didnt go d....

8. If there's someone you love, would you confess to him/her?
maybe ...

9. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
friendly, kind and helpful ^.^

10. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
caring,loving..

11. What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
arrogant

12. If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
cha siew bao haha.....

13. If you had a choice to be rich or happy, which one would you pick?
money of cousre.....money is not everything, but without money is nothing...

14. If you have a chance, which part of you character would you like to change?
lan c.....

15. How do you see yourself in 10 years?
a great engineer, a good father, a loving husband....hopefully la..

16. What is the thing you love about yourself?
er......nothing wor....

17. What is the type of song you like to listen to (music genre)?
any song that suit my hearing...regardless who is that singer...

18. What is the most regret things for u?
a thing that kept in my heart....secret...hehe...

19. What's your favourite time of the year?
holiday and weekend, can rest the whole day.....^.^